U NEED TO SEE DIS!
The 10 Categories of BBM Contacts:
1. The Cool Ones - They luv fun & are regular broadcasters of nice funny msgs.(y)
2. The Onlookers - All they do is check out ur profile, DP, msg or status, save pics of u & that’s the end.
3. The Gbeboruns - when these ones check out ur profile, they start askin JAMB questions: ‘who be dis’; ‘where u take dis pic?’ or ‘where did u get dat top, hair, shoe, jeans Blah blah blah?’:(
4. The Ghosts - These ones never reply, send or change their DP or msg. U need to check their “pulse” once in a while 2confirm if they’re still alive.=))
5. D Off &Ons - These ones na:
- How far?
- I dey
The conversation don end till anoda 6 months :|
6. The Jobless Bones|Chameleons - These ones dey change their DP, msg & name every 5 mins.
7. The Lamentators - U can write a book about them from their msgs…
- dis is my month IJN
- ah God save me from my boss
- I need money to renew my BB ooo
- Traffic is mad on my street..U go con dey wonder if their strt na 3rd Mainland:O
-I just crossed Oshodi express way
- One of my nails just broke today
- Dats my mummy
- Mummy no2 etc
8. The Lovers - These are the people that won’t let us rest with their BF or GF pics, status gist,
‘I luv u baby’;
‘I miss u’;
‘I want u now’;
Last night was ‘sweeeeet’.
mtscheeew..>:/ If u are so
freaked about each othr, u wuld be married by now. Na dem dey suffer heartbreak pass. 3
9. Fakes a.k.a liars.com - Dem go put wetin dem no be 4 status, put gals or guys pics wey no fit date them, display food wey dem not fit chop, them dey Ajegunle but their area code+time na Amsterdam etc
10. The ones weh vex me pass na d wohwoh.com, u go see their pics fear go catch u X_X :O
Whc category did Ʊ fall in? Abeg no lie as we know already…;)=)):p
Abeg abeg no kill me ooo!!, na my inlaw send am give me, u too send am give ur contacts & ..
MAKE SOMEONE =))º°˚˚˚°ºНAĦAНAº°˚˚˚°º=)) which one am I tho?